Why you going out with that Gold’s Gym guy?
I saw you kissing him on the Fourth of July
Baby, can’t you see I got tears in my eyes?
Why you going out with that Gold’s Gym guy?
Baby’s got a thing for muscle bound jocks
I collapse a lung just taking off my socks
I’m holed up in the closet and I’m pettin’ my fox
She treats me like I got a bad case of small cocks, but
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I met a boy in a bar last night
He smiled and I saw his wiggly tooth
I pulled it out put it under his pillow that night
The fairies came into his room
The fairies came
The fairies came
The fairies came that night
The fairies came into his room
Worked on a barge in Ontario
The captain was a slimy f–king drunk
We hit a reef, and it was scary-o
The oil all leaked out, and then we sunk
The fairies came
The fairies came
The fairies came Read more…
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la
I called you twenty-seven times from blythe
While i was out on the road
Your stupid sister always picks up the phone
And says that you’re not at home
I drink ensure to try and make me look healthy
But i feel like a lightweight
I try to talk real cool, try to act proud
But i still can’t get a date
You’re so busy
You’re so busy
Now i’m incoherent
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One, two, one, two, three, quattro
John was living in Ocean Beach, California with his girlfriend, Julie, when he decided one day, “Hey, Jule, let’s move up north. To northern California where the air is clear and the skies are blue and they have more traditional family values. What do say Jule?” So they loaded up their car and they moved up north to the Santa Cruz mountains near the Byantine Winery into a one bedroom trailer Read more…
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la
I called you twenty-seven times from blythe
While i was out on the road
Your stupid sister always picks up the phone
And says that you’re not at home
I drink ensure to try and make me look healthy
But i feel like a lightweight
I try to talk real cool, try to act proud
But i still can’t get a date
You’re so busy
You’re so busy
Now i’m incoherent
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“Allmighty and allpowerful Seth
Father of Darkness,King of Death
I pledge this knife to thee
To do thy work and to serve thee
The bride of chaos
The riders upon the beast
Blood I give to you with this knife
Which is thy life”
In need of your soul,you
Suck my solemn sword
And the blazing axe is
Right above your neck
For the glory of the sky
You must bleed instead of me
Now,child is mine and
It will serve in the darkland
Fall on your knees and die
You poor orphan
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